Tuesday, August 11, 2009

10 Reasons why Females are better than Males

10 Reasons Why Having "fe" In Front Of "male" Is Better:

1. Girls are hot by definition; guys aren't... Most guys work out like Hell and STILL look like baboons.

2. Guys start cryin' (ironically) like little girls over a kitchen knife injury; girls go through P.M.S., labour, and birth like it's no big deal.

3. Girls can get a lot more pleasure out of mating than guys; plus, the dudette just sits tight and enjoys the ride, while the dude has to worry about keepin' his thing up, satisfying the female and keeping little children from spawning themselves.

4. Girls have multiple orgasms, guys have multiple issues (impotence, premature 'launching', hair... impotence!).

5. Most girls cook, go to high school/college, have jobs, take care of kids; most guys go to high school, drink, curse, get stoned, curse some more and then drink some more.

6. Girls are good with kids; guys aren't good with anyone.

7. Girls are faster, more nimble, and more flexible than guys.

8. Girls are creatures of the heart; guys are creatures of the ****.

9. Guys have a one-track mind; girls have all the other tracks.

10. Guys think, girls feel... as in they feel for the guys...

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